Well the whole day was really pretty boring. The fundies used the same lines as they always do and didn't mange to really get anything accomplished.

The day started out pretty nice. When DDD and Mr Zero drove past the clinic, they noticed that Jeff HurtsHogz signs had been blown over and were lying in the street. The two Maggot Punks parked and assumed their positions at the Central clinic. Just for shits and giggles, they decided to see how long it would take before Jeff walked back to the front of the clinic to check on his signs. [17 minutes] This might not seem like a long time but remember, he is responsible for them and they were lying in the street. Jeff didn't have anything to say today. He has finally realized that children are to be seen not heard.

Speculum enthusiast Troy Newman also showed up. The winner of the Maggot Punks Trash Truck contest told us to give the prize to Troy Newman with the message "a giant jackass for a cosmic jackass". Mr Zero presented Troy with his prize and he nervously declined to accept it - probably because the donkey's penis was bigger than his. We managed to snap an unauthorized photo of Troy and the donkey. It can be seen at the left with the always interesting looking Osama Bin Newman.

Brenna Sullenger showed up at Central today. As usual she was committing blasphemy against the fashion gods. Her hair was piled up in some sort of Olympic beret and

she had on a black trench coat that looked like she stole it from "Death Goth's 'R Us". As usual she had makeup piled on 3 inches thick. The only thing she did as an abortion protester was to say (no shout) "Jesus loves you and your baby". It sounded like she was auditioning for a role in a movie she really didn't want. This goes with our theory that Brenna came to Wichita with Troy to get away from her terrorist mother.

Karen Meyer showed up today as well. She climbed all over cars as they were picking up patients and confidently told them that "your baby is already in hell". We confronted her about this a few minutes later. She denied saying it. When we asked her how a baby could go to heaven before it accepted Jesus. She had no response other than the usual blank stare. About that time a car pulled into the alley to pick up a patient. Mr Zero obstructed her view of the driver and the exiting patient. She tried in vain to get around him but he is so damn fat that he was successful in blocking her. After a minute or two she said "you're not being very nice." Well it depends

on whose point of view you are looking from. From the viewpoint of a brainwashed, clueless, obedient minion of a non existent god like Karen, Mr Zero was being a complete asshole. However Karen, let's not forget that Mr Zero is not there for your benefit. So from the point of view of the patient and the driver who did not want to be harassed by a self righteous little bitch, Mr Zero was acting with utmost compassion. By blocking your whinny voice and giant child birthing hips, there were at least two people who didn't have their day ruined by you.

Praise Jesus, we also got a visit from convicted felon Jennifer Sperle. Today she was sporting her brand new Mark III conversion van. We don't know what hers costs but we did find a 1999 model for $34,500. Her Catholic school employers must be shelling out those pedophile dollars.

One of Jennifer's little demon seeds even paid DDD the courtesy of flipping him off. Wow, what a great mother Jennifer must be. Her last child was born in prison and it looks like she'll follow in her mom's shackled footsteps.

The woman in the photo giving us the one finger protest sent us a lovely e-mail. She wanted us to clear up the confusion. Her name is Amber Lynn and she isn't one of Jennifer's many children. She decided to make a lawsuit threat (we get quite a bit of those). Sorry girl, if you hang out with clinic bombers and show up in public to protest abortion clinics then taking your picture is perfectly legal. Let's explore more reasons why your lawsuit isn't valid. The picture wasn't taken for commerical purposes so we don't need your permission. We are members of the press so our right is granted by the First Amendment. You are no doubt going to claim damages but you weren't identified until you sent the e-mail which was after less than 24 hours of publication so your only true damages is your embarrassment of being exposed as being a clinic protestor. If you were insulted by calling you one of Sperle's children then we apologize as that was rather insulting and we made the correction as soon as you brought that to our attention. Some cases you might like to review: Arrington v New York Times Co., 434 N.E.2d 1319 (N.Y. 1982), De Gregorio v. CBS. Inc. (N.Y. Sup. 1984), 123 Misc. 2d491, 473N.Y.S.2d922, Moser v. Press Pub. Co., 109 N.Y.S. 963 (1909), 1967 Time Inc. v. Hill, 385 U.S. 374. Yeah, and we have a few others to which say we were within our legal boundries so engage your frivilous lawsuit since we could use the money when we countersue.

It's a sad statement when half the houses in a neighborhood are either boarded up and burned down and the fat cat conservatives would rather spend millions buying luxury hotels and subsidizing airlines rather than assist their own people out of slums. But that's

where the priorities of many politicians lie, Greedy Old Pigs is the motto of the GOP. Sad to say the Republican candidate for the district we worked in won so the people will see their crumbling neighborhood deteriorate further so they can stuff their pockets with bribes from lobbyists.

After a day of long walks we joined Carlos Nolla to watch the polls. There was a lot of applause with the early tallies putting Nolla ahead of the fascist Tiahrt but hopes diminished later on as Nolla eventually lost the election. The good news is Sebelius beat the right-wing theocratic Shallenburger, and the liar Jacobson lost in a landslide. The votes are still being counted in a close race between honest attorney Chris Biggs and right-wing fascist Phil Kline who has lost his license to practice law three times.

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